// Aporia News 2.5

Due to various circumstances, we regret to inform you that the production of the Aporia Agathon Project (the working name for S_____________________y) has come to an unfortunate close. We apologize for building the game up only to let our audience down.

We will be releasing a press kit in the upcoming weeks regarding the failure with the development of this game. Until that time, for more information regarding this situation please continue reading the blog.

The various circumstances are as follows:

Jason Chrest is CEO here at Aporia Cross-Media Entertainment, LLC. Yep, that’s me. At around 1 a.m. this morning I was abducted by robot aliens. They informed me that the development of this game is too devastating to them. Apparently they have traveled back in time 600 years because humans were having too much fun. They threatened me, told me they would pull the head off of Humphry - my teddy bear. I considered continuing to develop the game. If it was important enough for them to travel back 600 years to threaten my precious Humphry, then I had to continue development of the game. Then I consulted with my team members and decided it was time to cease the production of the game.

Our lead writer had a run-in with the law last night. While test-planting clues in various locations around the country in her private jet that I loaned her with my loads of cash (yeah right), she was arrested for terrorist activities. I was informed by her husband that she was being extracted to Gitmo. I haven’t been there, but I hear the scuba diving down there’s nice. I hope she enjoys her vacation, but now I have to figure out how to get my private jet back.

Our technical director lost both of his arms in a fight with a werewolf. He has yet to learn how to type with his feet so communication’s a bit hairy. He sounded a little distressed when we last talked, kept hollering OWWWWWW into the phone - almost sounded… wait sounded like a werewolf!!

Ok now I’m really starting to get worried…

We have a few actors who were playing a late night Halo 3 bash. After completing the game on legendary and finding a diamond skull, a guy named Centauri drove up to their house. Apparently they don’t have any soldiers left in some far away galaxy and my actors found the diamond skull in Halo 3 proving that they could be the last soldiers in some far away galaxy. So they left and their ship got shot down by those alien robots that abducted me. Now there is some far away galaxy that has no last soldiers, but I did hear that the son of the last star fighter is coming.

The rest of the staff was down here in Mississippi at my house when the alien robots arrived. I woke up after my abduction and discovered that they were alien robots in disguise. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing and one of them explained to me that as with many ARGs there is more than meets the eye when it comes to the staff. So I kicked them in their robotic knees and broke my toes.

Wait no… that stuff never happened disregard this entire blog, heck I just woke up give me a break.

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